Robots Are Evil And Will One Day Destroy Us

I hate scramble. People are cheaters!

psychoticprankster asked: Motherfucking triple rainbow? That never happens! What could it mean? Was it so bright? So Vivid? Dying sounds like a bad trip so it's a good thing you resurrected. New stuff is always fantastic to acquire. I've acquired a couple new things myself. But nothing as fancy shamncy as a guitar! Being arrested is bum, not that I would know because I have never been but it sounds like a drag. It's nice that you made it back safe and sound. (To my knowledge.) The world still needs to be defended from the threat of evil invading robots.

is this a question, or is it an answer?  It’s kinda of like the meaning of the word “humanity”; it’s comprised of the words “huma” and “nity”.  What does this mean?  Nobody knows, and hence I am intrigued.

Today, I had a hard day of work.  I then decided to go to a jazz bar, listen to good music, and get drunk to lift my spirits.  I accomplished both tasks.  I then decided to go back on my tumblr account and write this post…drunk.  I may regret this in the morning…

I know i’m gonna need to take a nap at work tomorrow, and I’m gonna be hung over…please be kind to me, dear Thursday.

PS, i wish i could punch Justin Bieber (Beiber?) in his ovaries. 

I’ve been gone for wayy too long.  Was busy getting busy =D.  But it’s good to be back.

I know you’re not interested, but I got kicked out of a toys r us for kicking a robot toy and breaking it, when the security guard asked me why i told him the truth, i said, “shhhhh! they can still hear you!”  That’s when he threw me out.  I’m thinking of visiting him again tomorrow.

Also while i was gone, I got:
- a new phone (tmobile G2!)
- a new tattoo (finally!)
- a new guitar (american fender ‘62 telecaster reissue)
- a new amp (egnater renegade)
- a few fun hookups (thank you ladies =D)
- a few gigs with the band (the SF show was the BEST, you norcal people are awesome!)
- in a car accident (this was not a “good” thing, but yea, i got into one)
- a gym membership at 24hourfitness (my 6-pack is looking good again, don’t be jealous)
- arrested (for public drunkenness i think?  I don’t really remember that night)
- to climb the tops of the temples of machu pichu (yes, I went to Peru)
- pointed and laughed at lake “titicaca” (also in Peru, and yes, it’s still funny)
- a brazillian? (another in Peru, but I don’t wannna talk about it, I don’t know how some girls do it, i can still feel my skin ripping off with the paper)
- record a demo in an actual studio with the band(which I won’t name for anonymity)
- go to the R2-D2 droid launch party in Hollywood (I went as Stewie Griffin).
- go to a lingerie fashion show (I had to sit there for an hour or so after the show was over so that I could *ahem* stand up straight)
- go on set of “Castle” as an extra (my FAVORITE show on tv currently [well, it’s tied with Modern Family])

Does it sound like I’m being a little braggart?  If not, then I’ll try harder next time.

So how was your summer everyone?  I missed you all, but not as much as I miss kicking that robot’s ass in toys r us.   

psychoticprankster asked: Where have you been EvilRobots? It's been a while.

Off on some fantastic adventures into the unknown?

Like you would never believe!  I’ve tripped, I’ve stumbled, I’ve died, then I’ve risen, then I climbed, I cried, I lost, then won, then I taught the most interesting man in the world why he should drink dos equis beer (he was my best student), then I ended it off with a slide down a triple rainbow!!!!!  triple rainbow all the way!!!!